Before, if anyone ever asked me if I could change a tyre, I was also just say yes. However, when it comes down to it, I have never done it before and I wasn't really too sure what to do! It wasn't helped by Ford's ridiculous idea to put the spare tyre under the car, rather than just in the boot. Why would you do that? It makes me wonder about the logic behind car designers...Another factor that meant that it wasn't the most fun I've ever had was the weather. It's just my luck that the first time I ever change a tyre, there would be rain that would make Noah want to break out his Build-an-arc-in-20-easy-steps kit again!
Now that I have changed a tyre and proved my manliness, how do I make the step to the next level? What else do men do? Am I to now move onto drinking beer? I really don't like the taste of it! People tend to presume I am a bit gay, but why? Is it weird that I can listen to women when they are moaning incessantly about irrelevant things, where most men would switch off or just tell them to shut up? And if I do show the signs of being gay, then why don't more women love me?No, I think I have managed to find a niche, where I am just about gay enough that men look at me with a look of 'Backs against the walls lads!', whereas I ooze just enough manliness that women still see me as a threat. What a wonderful place to be...
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