20 July 2009

THE PLAGUE HAS COME!!!

Yes, that's right. The evils of Swine Flu have arrived at my office. The first person has gone home ill and is now on Tamiflu. So no doubt soon I will be a dribbling mess on the floor, curled up trying desperately not to infect all of mankind.


But I won't will I? If by some freak accident I do catch Swine Flu, I doubt I will be in any sort of danger. Yes people have died, but they have largely all been ill anyway. I am not a pregnant woman. I am not old and nor am I an infant. I am relatively fit and have a good immune system. I think I will be ok...

So, don't worry about me people.
Instead, you can read my musings for the day. Problem is I have an apology to make and I am not very good at that... You see last Friday I was being a miserable, self indulgent bastard. In the end, no one actually gave me a sensible suggestion of what I could do over the weekend. Actually, that's a lie. I did get suggestions, including going to the Reading Ale and Jazz festival. However, I ignored them all.

Instead I had a lovely weekend all on my own, just chilling out. The thing is I actually really enjoy spending time on my own. In fact spending time with people generally make me on edge and twitchy. Is that weird? I never know if that is weird or not...

Anyway, as you may be able to tell, I didn't actually have an awful lot to write about tonight. I just felt I had to make that admission. I am a hermit. Not in the weird, creepy, lives in a shed sort of way. I don't even have a beard... Oh, and because I am a hermit, it means that if I do get Swine flu, the world will still be a safe place. Thanks the lord!

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