PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU'VE GUESSED MY NAME!

Right, I have a friend who has been bugging me to write something about her, so here it goes...

I have a friend, who is a little bit crazy, Well I have many friends that are a little bit crazy, and some who are a lot crazy, but I'll save them for another day! Anyway, this friend in particular, lets call her Ethel, I have actually stolen from someone else! Hee hee...

Here is a picture of Ethel. Ok, this is actually Ethel from Eastenders but never mind. So, I met Ethel about 8 years ago but it probably took me about 6 years to actually be comfortable around her. I have issues with meeting new people, especially girls that are kinda hot. People freak me out big time!

So, why should I write about some random person that none of you care about. Well, because if it wasn't for her I would have a very dull life at the moment. I spend most evenings chatting with her, trying to fix each others problems. It is all very dull and very childish, but it entertains me, and I like to think it keeps her out of trouble too! Here are some of the things we get up to:

• We make up games to play over the internet. Last night we played 20 questions. Well, it was actually about 5 questions and then we got distracted. I was supposed to guess what she was covered in. It turns out it was Cous Cous (So good, they named it twice!)
• She helps me with my career! Well, I say she helps me but what she actually does is come up with some of the best strap lines for products I have ever heard! She is a copywriting genius!
• We plan ways to terrorise our other friends over the internet. Not in a mean way, we just like to freak them out a little

Ethel has provided me with some of my best moments in recent times but we have also shared our lowest points together. In particular there was one occasion that was so low we both agreed to never speak of it again. Instead, here is an image that pretty much sums up that point...

This will mean nothing to anyone but her, and if I have made her laugh with it, then my work here is done. Ethel, you are a true legend and a star. :)

And if anyone else would like me to write about how great they are (or how horrid I think they are...) just let me know. I am more than happy to big you up!